here lies the constant blogger…

Here I am because you told me so…You know who you are..I'm a newbie.. However, I've been blogging since 2005.  I'm a late bloomer and a techie-idiot too. I'm still trying to figure out things. So expect multiple layout disorder. So far, it looks gothic but that's fine.. I'm old school. It's purple for now. Who knows, if I get the knack out of editing them maybe it'll be fancier. I know…I'm boring! But it's 2 in the morning and I am two hours away from singing Gwen Stefani's  4 in the morning. I'm nocturnal but my creative juices runs out easily.. I just got an ambush massage treatment care of my housemate.. Well, for some reason everything seems to be fuzzy and I'm trying my best to remain lucid. We went to this fancy spa out-of- the-blue. I wasn't planning to go out. Not on a Friday night. Primary reason is that I am a boring person. Contrary to popular belief, I am laid back. And I am definitely lazy during Friday nights. But out of coercion, I usually get dragged into bars to grab a drink or two. What else can I say? I have this itch that I can't stop…for writing I mean. I have multiple blog accounts. Believe me it's hard to maintain every single damn thing! I think I'll be having multiple personality by the end of year. 

So what can you expect from this one…Well, in as much as I would like to tell you about squirrels, chirping birds and frolicking nymphs..Sorry to disappoint you. You have entered the wrong site."Abandon hope all ye that enters here", as Dante would say. My life is not about happy endings nor scary movies. Happiness is just a phase and well.. scary movies are part of being young and underpaid. Do not expect mushiness..Well, maybe once and a while.  You won't usually read tee-hee moments. None of those have a place in my so-called online journal.

 I'll tell you what you'll read. Self-absorption. Well..this is my blog isn't it.? It's all about the mishaps of the black baligang. Black baligang? Well, if you'd return constantly, you might just know why I am called as such. Eyes on the blog! It's gonna be about the spoiled brat. Well actually, I am not that spoiled..Believe me, I am not in denial. I know because I am an only child.. My attention span may be limited to my own little world. Expect sarcasm. More often than not, I am sarcastic…well, bordering from sweet to bitter sarcasm. But that's just who I am. I can't help it. Definitely expect lapses in grammar, spelling and punctuation. I get to lazy to edit stuff. My blogs are usually spawned out of sheer boredom and well..most of the time a pathetic excuse for a cathartic [is there such a word?] session. I am my own shrink. I don't have enough luxury to get a professional. Writing gives me enough space for a rant fest, to unload excess baggage. Simply put, an avenue for…whining and complaining. Yes, I complain a lot.   

So here lies the constant blogger… No turning back because just like my favorite quote says, Life is like NINTENDO without a RESET button.

scream @ you later.

Tchuss!