Lessons learned from Hiring and Firing

1. Hiring peak: January
2. There are no resignations for the month of December.
3. Everybody lies.
4. Typing speed is in WPM (Word per minute) not KPH (Kilometers per hour).
5. Always bring handkerchief during interviews.
6. A sweaty palm is a major turn off.
7. Gargle before you leave the house or keep a mint in handy
8. Lie, deceive, conceal and do whatever it takes to get them to sign the damn contract.
9. Answer questions as logical as possible e.g. Q: How do you want to be called? A: Yes, ma’am.
10. Never bad mouth your previous employer. Payback is a bitch.