TOP 5: When Insults had Class

1. “I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.” -Stephen Bishop.

2.“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”  –Winston Churchill

3."There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure."  —Jack E. Leonard

4. "He has the attention span of a lightning bolt."  —Robert Redford

5. "You, Mr. Wilkes, will die either of the pox or on the gallows."

–The Earl of Sandwich

"That depends, my lord, whether I embrace your mistress or your principles."

–John Wilkes's response to The Earl of Sandwich

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