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One size fits all. Can you explain the logic behind this?
One size fits all. I'm not a SMALL or MEDIUM
Don't tell me that I can't wear SKINNY JEANS
because I AM NOT SKINNY
I wouldn't go bulimic to have a waist line of a stripper's pole
One size fits all.
Maybe I should go work out
or do HIP HOP abs
Maybe I should enroll myself to yoga
and burn the bad cholesterol
One size fits all
That's how my cookies crumble.