random rantings….

….of a new fish in the pond.

1. New job. First day funkiness.  Would you believe that on my first day, I still got lost. Fuck that freaking elevator. It skipped the 8th floor. Wtf. Are you directly trying to sabotage me on my first day?Suddenly, due to some security reasons, they’ve switched elevator access for our floor… Magaling, magaling. I felt like a total idiot. O well.

2. Number one rule.. AVOID USING OFFENSIVE HUMOR a.k.a SARCASM. Too bad, I already broke it! Anti-sarcasm, my ass. 

3. I think my boss is nice. But I still have to find out if under that sweet smile hides the fangs of fury and wrath. Note to self: Must be cautious at all times.

4. D.T.A. - stands for don’t trust anybody. I mean it. Trust at your own risk. My seatmate is a big fan of GOSSIP GIRL.

5. C.O.-  If there are fall outs, there are also came outs. The closets are now open for nomination. The gayest one of all is…..*charoot*

6. CHAROOT- I swear, if I hear this again. I’ll pull my hair out of it’s scalp.

7. Late night bus rides are called BIYAHENG LANGIT. The bus speeds off even before you get off. 

8.  Being the new jail bait,  your new officemates let you run some of their errands. Wait for your turn. What comes around goes around.

9.TRIVIA: one of  two of our offices were used for the MAGALING SINO KA MAN tele-serye–one room, used by JB (Sam Milby) and another by CELINE (Ann Curtis).

10. On demographics. Majority of the population are bilingual, foreign (Chinese, Burmese, Siamese, etc.) and….confused ( gender-wise). Some are considerably HAWT (at least in my perspective).I think I just died and gone to heaven. 

11. The Lesser Deity. Being the power trippers that my officemates are, WE are all expected to be both " professional" "service-oriented" and….. brutally vulgar. After all, we run the joint.  

Pressure. I should just suck it in…and maintain this blog. Fuck abstinence.