the eavesdropper

Because I have two ears..the left and the right… 

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Guy: Do you have a boyfriend?

Hot Girl: None. How about you?

Guy: *snickers*

Hot Girl: Do you have a girlfriend?

Guy: None. How about you?

Hot Girl: Yup. I have.

Guy: Oh. *sunk into oblivion* 

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(At the elevator) 

Girl: Sabi ko sa Customer (habang nakaMUTE) P**** I** M*, Ma’am ang matagal na tayong magkausap hindi mo pa rin ako maintindihan. Saang planeta ka ba galing? (Nang hindi na naka-MUTE). Ma’am as I was saying, we cannot process that without your credit card information.Don’t you understand??

Guy: T*** I**, baka ma QA nanaman yang call mo, Binggo ka na!

Girl: P*** wala akong pakialam, lilipat na lang ako sa 8th floor. T*** I** nila. Pakshet! 

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Diane C[[sports unlimited]:( WHile on the phone..) What’s his name? The yoga instructor guy??? Can I have his number?? Text it to me ha. Thanks, POPS

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Girl1: Huh? As in? He’s f******* her too? Slut!

Girl2: Yeah. That’s so old news–like so last year…

Girl1: As in?? How come hindi ko nalaman agad? Magkateam naman kami?

Girl2: Girl, obviously they don’t want you to know…*snickers*

Girl1: A****** talaga sya. He is so out of my list. Loooooser!

Girl2: Yea. Why did he made it to your list, anyway? *rolls her eyes*

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