a scarlet letter
March 21, 2008
Dear Blog,
I’m sorry. I have to admit I am cheating on you. I’ve been promiscuous lately. I’m distracted. I can’t help it. I was deceived. I was promised of heaven on earth. I got my fix. I’ve been seeing other sites.
You know you’re not the first and the second. But nevertheless, I decided to be with you. Why? Maybe because you’re more manageable and you easily yield to my whims. I can dress you up or dress you down, without hearing any bitching and whining.
And you made me more sociable, besides the ocassional social dysfuction. I thank you for understanding that mental retardation can be genetic. I love you Blog. You know I can’t resist you. Even if I come home in the wee hours of the morning. I yearn for you. I hear you calling me even in my half-awake state…even if I am drowned in excel and 201 files. I constantly think of you.
But for now, I have to take the easy way out to get my fix. I am not abandoning you. I can never to that you, especially you. LJ dumped me. WP is quite out of my league and FS is such a gigalo.
I didn’t mean to hurt you. Sad to say, I’ve fallen. I didn’t mean to twit and become this…this…tumblr.
Please forgive me.
Love,
J
