The Undertaker!
April 11, 2008
Come to think of it, I might as well dress like the Undertaker. Graveyard here I come.
Next month, I shall be assigned in the night shift. Hmm…okay lang. My crush is also assigned in the night shift…Aha! Another reason why I should be inspired at work. What’s good about being in the night shift? Besides the night differential and hazard pay… I get to experience less traffic jams and sun exposure. It’s also an opportunity for me to veer away from the whole commuting population of the Phillipines (so jologs!) yet the higher risk of:
getting mugged
getting less VITAMIN D
having no social life
having an acne outbreak!
becoming a vampire
As pre-cautionary measures, I shall:
1. Bring a peppermint spray and if worse comes to worst a butterfly knife (BALISONG) Yatta!!!
2. Apply Tanning lotion to keep a normal-looking skin color.
3. Take good care of SKIN. Don’t be a taong grasa. Wash face before going to bed.
4. Apply necessary skin care products to control the revolting acne.
5. Drink juice instead of blood.
6. No OTs on WEEKENDS– to revive your dying SOCIAL LIFE.
Care to add?
