TOP 5: Pick of the Week

TV shows you ought to watch (in my opinion—other than my fave HOUSE M.D. & LOST)

5. FRINGE - Another JJ Abrams creation plus the tv comeback of Joshua Jackson! Coming this fall! 

4. GOSSIP  GIRL - for some reason everyone’s loving the Chuck - Blair (CHAIR?) chemistry.

3. HOW I MET YOU MOTHER - It’s Britney, bitch! I am still anticipating that episode where Britney starred in. I have to have a catch - up marathon soon!

2. ELI STONE - He used to be an ordinary lawyer until he heard the music; attorney turned new age prophet, Eli Stone’s storyline is quite unique.

1. CHUCK - I dig nerds. I know. I know. You may find it pathetic. I don’t really care.
You may have had some stereotypes in mind like.. a guy wearing wide-rimmed glasses, curly hair, with braces, tucked-in shirt, high-waisted pants.Not my guy, Chuck. I just can’t get enough of this series. It’s all in the geek pride, man.

That’s it for now.

touch my body

For those who don’t know me, I am not always the touchy-feely type.

So for the sake of information, You (who shall not be named) must be aware that you cannot come in contact with me —physically just because:

1. You think it’s cute.

2. You think I’m cute.

3. You think that the only way to communicate or to get to the point is through pinching me, tapping my shoulder or caressing my elbow.

4. You are unaware of the advances you are making but it’s undeniably obvious.

5.  You are touchy-feely and you think all people appreciate skin to skin interaction.

You may poke,caress,grab, grope, touch me if and only if:  

1. You are BRANDON BOYD.

2. You are about to fall, slip, or slide and I am the closest person you can find as leverage.

3. You are blind and you have mistaken me for a lamp post.

4. The feeling is mutual.

5. I am too drunk to function. 

So the next time you make the "move" again, I shall ask for a temporary restraining order.