too zexy for mah shirt..

You know that song?? well, i’m dedicating this to you Toms out there.

Some women are well-endowed and some are unluckily deprived and identified as accidentally female. Yes, boys..and girls…. I am talking about the puppies.

Women have the right to wear plunging necklines mainly because they’re women.. and it’s accentuates the figure.. It’s not merely to lure the maniacal eyes of the opposite sex. Well, actually it is also meant to draw attention from the same sex. I know I do. So yes,going back. It’s funny we just can’t help it when we saw cleavage, we just don’t glance…we stare..not look but glare.. or worst some peek!!! I swear. What are you looking for in there, mister? Can I help you with anything? Did you misplace a bill or anything? 

So don’t blame me for having potentially eye-catching ones. It’s God’s gift. And I don’t curse you for looking because it’s our nature. Man, by nature is a curious being. Well, I’ll curse you [or even kick you in your yahoo] if you are an atrocious pervert who’s squirming to get a hold of those precioussss. Remember that you can look but you can’t touch..well unless you are Brandon Boyd or Johnny Depp.

I don’t mind as long as you’re not that obvious.  Second offense will merit a disciplinary action!

So stop staring… better yet get your own!