Breaking news…
June 26, 200812 of our employees got trapped in the elevator for 10 frigging minutes… 10 minutes!!!!
Good news is no one got hurt, fainted or hyperventilated at the very least… Everyone got out safe.
I am very disappointed at our building administrator… The elevator’s master keys were at the hands of the contractor…why? why? why? Who knows where the hell they are at 5:30 in the morning.
Every shitty little thing happens when I am assigned in the night shift. I think I am a glorified babysitter.
There was one time when we ran out of tissue and this poor employee came us to me asking for tissue because he’s about to crap his pants out and I was not able to produce one because a.) there’s no mini-stop or 711 within a 2 mile radius. 2.) i don’t have my own supply of tissue. 3.) feminine wipes only apply to those with vajajays (doi?!).
Long story short, he ended up getting 3 pieces of scratch paper and an empty bottle of C2. Go figure!
This new building sucks. They better fast track the building of the new mall beside us, lest they want me to go hiroshima on them.
That’s all for now.
I need my mandatory 8 hour sleep for me to tackle another shitty WTF moment later.
Tchuss!
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