Rule of Thirds
June 27, 2008The post is inspired by a conversation that transpired in Linus’ blog. So thanks, Linus.
The post title should be : DATE MY DAD. But I don’t want to get the wrong impression that I am pimping my dad because a.) He’s not really the most eligible bachelor in town and b.) Seriously? he’s old..not ancient but OOoohld. Get it?
It’s about time that I cut the old man some slack right? It’s been 2 years since my mother’s passing anyway.
So yeah, in an alternate universe, I will allow him to date. But marriage, now that’s a whole different ball game. This is according to the notion that HE CAN DATE but HE CAN’T BREED. Selfish, I know.. I mean, I don’t want to end up sending his future kids to college or worst paying for their bail. No way!
Considering that theoretically, I approve of him dating once again ( I bet that he does even if I don’t really approve of it..because how in the world would I know, right? I am not always around, anyway).
In such case that he does seriously date someone, I just have three simple rules. Well, if they can list a hundred rules in dating their daughter, why can’t I have one of my own brewing. So, Dad I know that you won’t read this (coz you hardly ever open your e-mail much less turn the damn computer on) but just in case you do…Here are a few simple rules:
Rule Numero Uno: Your date must be way way way (like infinite times) HOTTER than mom.
We can’t set the bar higher. Anything higher than that would be too much and you ain’t Hugh Hefner to be that demanding.
Rule Numero Dos: Your date must not be half my age.
I mean seriously, dad. That would be illegal.
Rule Numero Tres: Your date must not be a good-for-nothing-gold-digger
Rule number 3 is directly correlated with number 2 considering that some kids these days find gold digging as a full time job. Come’on, you don’t want to end up paying their tuition fees and shit, right?
Bonus points if she has brains, really hot legs and ample boobies!
So Dad, do we have a deal or what?
Previous Comments
silence, i kill yu! 
now about adopting me…hmmm.. do you have wii? and wifi? and cable if yes… i go nao
well, Linus. That’s the thing.. do i really expect him to make it to the bonus round?? idontthinkso..harharhar
Posted by joycerica at June 28, 2008, 7:43 amHahahaha! You even act like one of my children already.
Wifi?….check…….cable?…..check…..wii?…..okay that was the target this year.
Don’t underestimate the appeal of old men. You just might find a blonde bombshell in your house next time. Hehehehe
Posted by virus at June 28, 2008, 4:57 pmwell whaddayaknow?? i’m this close to getting adopted.. muwahaahahaha..
Yeah, if he’s Hugh Hefner..I highly doubt that..*scratches chin* come to think of it…
runs off to call the old man..
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I still think that you should get adopted by me! Hahaha!
It’s really contradictory that you give your dad bonus points for ample boobies, hot legs and brains then not allow him to breed. Hahahaha!
Okay off to hide now.
Posted by virus at June 27, 2008, 9:20 pm