drunken masters

I was suppose to hang out with my cousins today. But it was cancelled because the other one went out on a date (or get errrm..) and the other has gone M.I.A. I on the otherhand am dead tired. I still lack 4 hours from my mandatory 8 hour hibernation. I am feeling like a lo0000oser lately. 

Last night I missed the unadulterated drinking binge. I missed my friend’s party. I missed the coke blogger’s thing party and but on the lighter side I fulfilled my whimsical whim of spending 2 minutes in the smoking area —second hand smoking kills but he was there (who’s also into sniffing carbon monoxide). Lame, right?!

So yeah, life sucks that way.

Finally, she got wasted….really wasted. My friend, A with the highest alcoholic tolerance went down! Yeah after whatwasthat?? 10 rounds of margaritas, 6 shots of vodka and tequilla and what are the other stuff they put in your drink??? Yeah. they spiked it to mess you up, dear friend. But I bow down because you have just earned yourself the DRUNKEN MASTER award.  Bartender, hand me the trophy please.

My friends, they’re pretty alcoholic.  And because I wasn’t there and you can’t make fun of me, I’ll just tell everyone what happens when you get tipsy:

1. Bax - starts to speak in straight english quite eloquently.. sometimes german even. The redundant usage of the phrase DA’ BA??? follows… If you let her drink spiked beer she would go all out and perhaps end up sleeping in the bathroom floor.

2. Prinz - starts to get drowsy. She would tend to twirl her hair. She would start slapping you every now and then whenever she laughs.

3. Ron - I never seen her super drunk but she tends to get really red when it all starts to kick in. She will be louder than her usual loud self.

4. Paula - would start pouting her lips as if she wants to be kissed and will continiously remind you not to talk about her while she’s on pee break.

5. A - will start dancing, letting all the stress flow out of her system. She would scream her lungs out while taking in every shot.

6. Gico, the Apprentice will start screaming her girl friend’s name and will  say sorry for always flirting with other girls. He will start dancing (although, dancing is not the right term-clearly, the boy has yet to learn the moves) like his Aunt would. In the end, he will be left sleeping on the floor because he never made it to bed.

7. Chaz, underaged drinker- will start pouring her heart out. She will start to hallucinate that she has fallen when in fact she hasn’t . The classic “beef and cheese” moment will occur provided that Gico (partner in crime) is there to support her.

What do your friends do when they get drunk?