The SISSYpus Complex

Hokay. Another lame-ass post…*sigh*

There has been several posts I made contributing to the detriment of my character. If you are not following this blog then you won’t know what I am talking about…So anyway, aside from lame-ass previous posts ()which I am still contemplating whether or not I will delete it), discussions have been made via PLURK which is also equivalent to self-flagellation. Should you jump him or not? If yes, how. If no, go away and face the wall..

I shall coin the term “SISSYpus”. The act of showing vulnerability and acceptance of ridicule. The state of  mushiness which can only be explained by some sort of borderline obssessive attraction towards a person, object, place or thing.

So yes lately, I’ve been manifesting the S.C. because the boy toy’s charm is undeniable. Instances wherein we bump into each other, exchange a few words, shared that “weird” look and end up speechless in between our exchanges. YES… THAT’S IT..SISSYPUS.. I shall not elaborate. I fear that if I try to explain a true fangirl giggle might come out and ruin the reputation of mine — PERSONA- IN-GRATA.

Instead, I shall share a wonderful example of the saying NO GUTS. NO GLORY.

Here goes.. a lady employee of ours made a bold move on her crush by sending a love letter. Tough cookie, this lady. She has the balls size of Saturn. I commend her for doing so.

So here’s the letter she left in crush’s locker.

***DAVE
Hi!

Ive been noticing you for sometime now and I really think your good looking. You dress well and you always look great in my opinion. dont get me wrong, its just that I tend to compliment people whom I admire. I hope you wouldnt think less of me just because Im straightforward of what I think of you.

by the way, I was just wondering, you gonna attend/join the sports fest?

Well I Think Ive written more than enough.
Hope to hear from you.
Thanks for taking the time in reading my letter.
if you will reply, just drop it in my locker.

Locker#: ***S-16

 

There you have it. A round of applause please. Golden Guts FTW.

***Edit real values for the sake of confidentiality