24th ASA

August 5, 2008

Dear Awesomely Sardonic Self (ASS),

My formiddable forecast is that in the near future, by age 24 you are already old enough to be a grandmother.

But let’s not talk about that. Let’s concentrate on your present state of awesomeness.

Today marks the day of your ANNUAL SELF APPRAISAL (ASA). Also,here are some salient points:

1. Today, the weather will not cooperate. It will rain and the skirt you are planning to wear will not see the light of day or perhaps ever.

2. The zit on your left cheek had a rude awakening.

3. You, along with other jologs such as Ding Dong Dantes celebrates their own pathetic existence. Hooray!

4. You have once again cheated death. Let’s save that for later.

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