In a nutshell……

Aaaaaah, September! This marks my official distaste for September. FEH! No offense to Prinz,I know it’s your birthday month.

First there’s this new batch going under my team. That’s additional to the 350 that I already have right now. This is why I love account management so much. Then there’s the sports fest.  So weekends are officially almost non-existent to me.

Here are some random thoughts for September:

*The boss had a rude awakening that we can finish payroll in 2 consecutive days—-yeah as in without going home, like spending 20 hours in the office with nothing but EX-HELL!! Because for this cut off….. WE FUCKING DID IT! So moving forward, she will strictly enforce the deadline and whip are asses like a master beater. And we will all die of anemia. Yes, that’s how the story ends.

*The boss for the new team spells MAJOR PAIN. Why it is there no like this and that? Are you kidding me? Why? I need to know why? BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. I wish I can switch accounts. Or, here’s an alternative: I wish I could just say SHUT UP and walk away without the fear of loosing my job.

*The location of your workstation is directly proportional to your  productivity. We’ll have to expound on that some other time.

* The level of your awareness and attention to detail malfunction after midnight.

* I need to bring APATHY back in my life. Seriously, I need to care less.

* My posts are getting shorter and shorter. I’m beginning to suck better. 

*I am happy that you’re happy—should be included in the list of understatements of the year.

* The only consolation I can think of is watching West Side Story. Yep, I’m gay!!!!!

* I am the epitome of SPORTY. 

*Singing Bohemian Rhapsody in karaoke is my biggest pet peeve right now. It’s a good catharsis too.

*I remember this random guy in WordCamp. He has the cutest smile. I wonders if he also plurks

*I think I’m beginning to think like bruha. Bruha is my favorite person in the face of the planet. She has scrambled brains and looks like a lioness. rawr!

* If I get sick again, I seriously need to rethink this. Should I take a new direction? I must consult the oracle again.

*If I get an acne outbreak, I should seriously, seriously quit.

* In a nutshell, LIFE’s peachy ( in reverse). And I wish that my dad is here even though, I’m probably just going to scratch his eye out because sometimes he can just be plain annoying for just being DAD. He has this cool-cat aura that just makes you bring havoc because he’s so calm and composed while you are hyperventilating and is almost having a nervous breakdown. Daddy!!!!!