Ingrata by Default

Lessons learned from Videoke….

October 28, 2008
Several nights ago, the boss treated us for a three (or was that four) hour-videoke marathon. Woot! Yeah, I think we deserve it. After all, we’ve been working for 5 consecutive weekends already for that sports fest thing. Right after the awarding, she ordered us to hail a cab  to go that fancy videoke bar. And naturally we obliged.  *EVIL GRIN* So here’s what I learned:
 
1. You are what you sing. Oh shit, did I mention I’m a frustrated rockstar…..oooops.
 
2. There will be variety from AEGIS to AQUA.
 
3. It’s nice to stay sober and observe how your officemate tried to hit on your gay officemate’s guy friend and FAIL… miserably.
 
4. The ZOMBIE-UMBRELLA medley should only be sung if and when extremely (extremely) intoxicated.
 
5.  Never ever do the A WHOLE NEW WORLD duet again. (ever)
 
6.  Hoard the mike and you die… a social death.
 
7. When you begin to sing songs you don’t normally sing. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Somebody must have spiked your drink.
 
8. Do not at all costs, sing BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY. There will be blood.
 
9.  This is not a concert. There is no MOSH PIT.
 
10.  Do not oblige on any sort of documentation (pictures, videos, whatsoever). This might and will be used against you.
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