December 27, 2008
Life’s a joke. I’m constantly being reminded by that, especially today. You know there are times when you’re having the most awesome day, it makes you think otherwise. It makes you wonder if there’s some divine intervention or some weird phenomenon that makes things all peachy and normal. Then again, you got to think again because uber peachy day can really be a sniper who camoflauges itself into an-epic-failure-what-the-fuck-did-the-do-to-deserve-something-like-this afternoon. When things are going so swell , Destiny enters the picture and screws you from behind turrning your douchebag smile into a lop-sided smirk. Yes,take for example this random guy who was descending the flight of stairs in GH Promenade. He suddenly slips accidentally throwing his phone (nearly hitting me and Prinz) into the open traffic-ridden street. Also, he got an earful from his bickering mother who said “Ayan! Yan kasi sinasabi ko!”. YOWTCH
My initial reaction was “Oh shit!”. I was actually concerned about the phone getting crushed into gazilion tiny pieces other than the guy getting a concussion. (What??? I’m mean?. IKR).
Seeing that both the guy and his phone survived the epic failure. Me and Prinz burst out laughing. Yeah, until now I’m still laughing my ass off because this is the first time we witnessed such huge display of EPIC FAILURE. It made me realize how ridiculous it was and how that such thing could only happen in the movies. No wait, except that it didn’t.
But then again, Karma is really digital nowadays. It comes around really fast. Life can be funny and cruel at the same time. So there’s no reason why we should face it with a smug. Embrace CHAOS. Embrace UNCERTAINTY. Most especially, EMBRACE the bitchslapping hands of FATE. Everybody’s got to get some!
Rak en Roll!