A New Obligatory Christmas Eve Post

Well what do you effing know it’s Christmas eve and I’m such a sucker because I have work.  I’m sorry  Father God and Uncle Jesus. They don’t call me an ingrate for nothing. And I know now how your wrath feels like. Yes I do. I sit here and I cannot sleep because the Jeepers Creepers paid me a visit.  2 Alaxan FRs ain’t doing any good. And so I’m screaming here in pain while a listen to sirens because I think outside there’s a police chase going on (between koreans and the authorities).  I have no effing clue.

Anyhow, I am not yet done with my Christmas shopping. I don’t have a gift for my *coughs* (nosy) aunts yet.  I’m really torn between giving them something and nothing. The latter would really confirm that I am such an ingrate. *sign of the cross*. So to take  the guilt off my system , I scratched my obligatory Wish list *coughs* [laptop] post. Instead,  I am thanking the people who were thoughtful and generous in this trying and hard times:

1. DAD - for nothing. hahaha.  I know that nothing still means something..like maybe a slick   laptop…whut? Joke lang. Joke lang. My immediate family - who probably  disowned me for not going home these holidays. To my cousins - yeah, you better bring it! Tekken 6, suckers.

2. My housemates ( Ariane and Prinz) - My wonderful adoptive sisters who never gets tired of bearing with my absence (coz we rarely see each other on weeknights and some weekends too), narcolepsy and for not treating me like a total slob. I love you.  My life will never ever be complete without you. To my BFF, I love you very much.  To Sweet P, more power and love life (naks)! I love you all forever.

3. My Peach - Ron - for the gift (yeah, that card is a tear-jerker alright) and  for always being thoughtful and for always giving me a reason to laugh and write and love…..drinking!

4. My Bacon (Sara) - for that  uber cool notebook.  Until our next cirrhosis-inducing session! Ham and Bacon foreverrrr!

5.  My supervisor, Ms. A - for the purple pashmena/shawl (I can’t spell okay)

6. Aubrey - for the red wallet ( Sana may laman na next time) Joke lang!

7. Sir Noel and Sir Alf - for the bag. 

8.  Hetty - for the cookie. Cookie ni Hetty will definitely be a best seller.

9. Ms. Agnes - for the purse. (May tag price pa. Pero secreto lang natin un.)

10.  Melissa - for the inspirational thingy. Best Wishes!

11.  The Bossa - Uhm. The book… is… quite…uhm. Yeah, I will read it and pass my reaction paper on January 2009. Please don’t fire me if I won’t be able to pass the manual on time.

12. Elaine! - for the books. More book reports to be submitted.  *nosebleed*

13.  POF/SISTERHOOD - Yan Bax ah kasama kana jan.  Thank you for all the love and laughter. The laughter by Bax’s drunken ways, Ron’s green jokes, and partly  by me and my accident prone self. Yeah, laugh it off .  Thank you for embracing my sarcastic banters and I am sorry for things that might and have hurt you….like perhaps my earpiercing music and my bitching attitude.

14. New found friends  - Hello poh. Yeah, you know who you all are, whores, geeks, internet freaks.  Thank you for supporting internet freedom. You all rock!

15.  My extend family - Palomares/Tobias, Infante/Catungcan, Garcia clan - God bless you all. Ang lakas nyo kay Lord. Ayan o. May E - pass na daw kayo sa Heaven.

And for those I forgot to mention. My short term memory stinks big time.  Again, Thank you and I am sorry.

So there, Santa am I in your NICE list now? I better be. *rolls sleeves*