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BEST DAY EVAR

December 27, 2008
Life’s a joke. I’m constantly being reminded by that, especially today. You know there are times when you’re having the most awesome day, it makes you think otherwise. It makes you wonder if there’s some divine intervention or some weird phenomenon that makes things all peachy and normal. Then again, you got to think again because uber peachy day can really be a sniper who camoflauges itself into an-epic-failure-what-the-fuck-did-the-do-to-deserve-something-like-this afternoon. When things are going so swell , Destiny enters the picture and screws you from behind turrning your douchebag smile into a lop-sided smirk. Yes,take for example this random guy who was descending the flight of stairs in GH Promenade. He suddenly slips  accidentally throwing his phone (nearly hitting me and Prinz) into the open traffic-ridden street. Also, he got an earful from his bickering mother who said “Ayan! Yan kasi sinasabi ko!”. YOWTCH
My initial reaction was “Oh shit!”. I was actually concerned about the phone getting crushed into gazilion tiny pieces other than the guy getting a concussion. (What??? I’m mean?. IKR).

Seeing that both the guy and his phone survived the epic failure. Me and Prinz burst out laughing. Yeah, until now I’m still laughing my ass off because this is the first time we witnessed such huge display of EPIC FAILURE. It made me realize how ridiculous it was and how that such thing could only happen in the movies. No wait, except that it didn’t.

But then again, Karma is really digital nowadays. It comes around really fast. Life can be funny and cruel at the same time.  So there’s no reason why we should face it with a smug. Embrace CHAOS. Embrace UNCERTAINTY. Most especially, EMBRACE the bitchslapping hands of FATE. Everybody’s got to get some!

Rak en Roll!




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hahahahahha. oo nga naman.

win!

Posted by tish at December 27, 2008, 5:13 am

halu tish! Merry Chritmas! hahahaha

Posted by joycerica at December 27, 2008, 11:17 am

hahahaha I can hardly imagine how fucking hilarious that must’ve been if I was there.. :)

but I’ve had my share of that too. I went to this jollibee outlet and sat in one of the two-person tables beside the glass window. a few minutes after, this guy walks straight to the window, his face hitting the glass so hard that it left a mark and everyone near it heard it happen.

I had to try very fucking hard to keep from laughing at that moment. I was able to hold it till my bestfriend arrived.and then I had to burst out while I told her all about it.

and guess what? another seemingly clueless lady hit the glass window too.. and then we both were laughing hard.

so yeah, embrace FATE.. and embrace nearsightedness and slow brain processing too..

Posted by liquidskinn at December 28, 2008, 6:56 pm

weheheh this made my day. the only thing that would’ve made things perfect was if you had recorded (funniest home videos, hey) the whole thing and posted it here. happy new year!

Posted by onyxx at December 28, 2008, 7:45 pm

@liquidskinn. I too had the same experience. only more more more humiliating. I also blogged about that one. YOWTCH!

@onyxx. damn! I don’t have a video cam. and uhm.. wouldn’t that be mean? *evil grin*

Happy New year, people! For the love of God, go easy on the fireworks!

Posted by joycerica at December 29, 2008, 12:58 am

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