Today the world stood still

Alright, alright..perhaps just mine. So yeah, I was in the office again doing the same crap I’m doing like answering bloody e-mails and what not and then suddenly *gasp* I saw you approaching my cubicle with 2 other people I really don’t give a sneeze about. And from your angle it appears that I’m having a happy, happy, joy joy time but really I was fixing my zipper and so you kinda smiled and actually made the sun appeared so bright that I have to close my eyes for 2 seconds (even though it was pitch black outside). And so I asked what’s up? and you started talking about these forms which for me was like just a bunch of gibberish so I had to say “Uhm which forms again?”. And you probably think that I’m slow and retarded. BAD IDEA TO ACTUALLY GET LOST IN THE MOMENT! W-T-H. And so you tried to break it down like explaining calculus to a 3 year old. And viola, ” Oh, yeah those forms…”, I replied. I have no idea where they are because, really nobody endorsed it to me. So I asked for you and the 2 other alepores to wait while I cause a hurricane in my officemate’s desk trying to find your precious forms.

And finally I located them and gave it to you and you smiled. And my eyes hurt because your teeth were really white. i thought for a moment you sparkled but that’s just me imagining Edward Cullen (BAD, TWILIGHT REFERENCE). But it was worth it. So I smiled back and although it might appear to the third person’s point of view that I am incapable of human emotion other than disgust, discontent and other similar feelings pointing to rage and misery and the only facial expression I can give is a SMUG or a SMIRK, but not today.

Today I heard chirping of birds, the gush of the midnight wind and crickets mocking me for a pathetic display of cheesy spasm. 

Okay, THROW THE GODDAMN STONES ALREADY!