One Day….

June 11, 2009

1. I’ve lost my ability to swallow….among all other things!

2. I started wishing my boobs can predict weather.

3. I wish my skin is purple and people would start yelling BARNEY!

4. I will own a laptop and be awesome.

5. I will throw a killer punch. PARA SA’YO to tol!

6. I will speak in German–fluently.Saumensch!

7. I secretly wish I didn’t join that weight loss contest. KALOKOHAN!

8. I will  accidentally walk into a room full of free books and will live happily ever after.

9. I will buy an Island that has unlimited supply of rhum and live happily ever after.

10. I will marry Brandon Boyd…then I wake up and still married to Brandon Boyd! BOOOYAH!

Ok. I’m sick. Sorry but the delusions had to be documented. So help me Goth, it better be something else other than this swine shit.